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Thursday, November 14, 2013

Confessions of a Pregnant Woman

Button-up: AE (option), Tee: Liz Lange, Jeans: Liz Lange (thrifted), Booties: UrbanOg (love these)
+ I sweat.  A lot.  It comes out of my hands and feet (pee-youuu) and by the end of the day, my hair needs to be washed again.+

+When people tell me they don't think I'll make it (in reference to my due date).  I want to pat them on the head and say, "Don't worry.  Lots of women have had babies and survived."+

+I get most of my calcium from ice cream.+

+No matter how far along I am, I will never be okay with someone commenting on the size of my belly.+

+I've gotten so used to feeling my babe move around inside me I forget to tell my husband to come feel it.  Oops!+

+I have cankles.  Honestly, I don't care as long as they aren't swollen cankles.+

+Your skin is like a balloon.  Seriously, I can't believe how much it has stretched.+

+The body is weird.  Even more weird than you think it is.+

+Boogers multiply when you're pregnant.+


+If you can't laugh at yourself, don't get pregnant.+


21 comments:

  1. LOL at the comment about patting people on the head. GOOD ONE! There are so many crazy things about being pregnant I don't even know where to begin..it really is crazy (and slightly creepy!) what our bodies are capable of.

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  2. Haha I love this post! I love that you are so honest and open about this whole process!

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  3. Love this! Did you sweat a lot before you were pregnant? I would consider myself a sweat-er now so I hope that doesn't get worse! HAHA Love the boogers comment!

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  4. I hear you, girl! Boogers are insane when you're preggers.

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  5. I love this! and may have to steal the idea for a future post of my own!

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  6. I can totally related to the ridiculous amounts of sweat, forgetting to tell hubby when the baby is moving, the stretchy belly (I'm really surprised it can go so far without stretch marks! I guess we're lucky in that way), and the boogers...although I thought it was just me, but mine are constant and SO annoying cuz it makes it much harder to breathe!

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